I’m celibate get me out of here – Jo Elliott

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My sister bought this book for me and it is HILARIOUS.

Anyone who has tried/thought about/been disappointed by online dating needs to read this book.

I have been told by many (well intentioned) people that my future love is just waiting for me to upload my profile onto a dating site and I’ve heard lots of lovely happy-ending stories as proof of its success as a way of meeting people.

In my (limited) experience, I have only found exceptionally weird/oddbod/spelling criminals there without even a whiff of shining armour.

This book only backs up my story.

7 thoughts on “I’m celibate get me out of here – Jo Elliott

  1. I been married for long as dirt been around. Never tried an on line dating service. But I have to confess I have wondered if something happen to my hubby what would I say on one of those dating service.
    Came from A to Z challenge.

    Coffee is on

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